What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.

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What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.

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What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.

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What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.