What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt?

Fast food

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What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

What's black and runny?

Usain Bolt.

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Who loves fast food?

Jared fogle

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.