Usain Bolt Jokes

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

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What is brown and runny?

Usain Bolt

Why does Usain Bolt hate asians?

Because he is a racist.

What's black and runny?

Usain Bolt.

What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use?

Sprint

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt?

Fast food

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