Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

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What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

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What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes