Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

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Why are most runners single?

At best they're ASICS.

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

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Who's the new guy?

And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!

What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

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Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes