Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

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Why are most runners single?

At best they're ASICS.

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

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Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

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What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.

How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).