Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

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What do you call a runner who hates every event but his own?

A raceist

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

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Who's the new guy?

And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

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How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride