Criticize Jokes

How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).

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What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.

What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

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How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

I.C.U. Jokes More I.C.U. Jokes

What do you call a hippopotamus in an I.C.U.?

Hippo-critical.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

What song to snakes like to sing ?

Viva Aspana !

Da Rude Sandstorm Jokes More Da Rude Sandstorm Jokes

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

What do you call an unpleasant sand-carrying windstorm?

Da Rude Sandstorm

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

Why did the scarecrow receive a prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you say "whoops" in German?

World War 2

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.