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How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).

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What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.

What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

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Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo

How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is your guys' opinion on shoes that are a little bit too small?

Honestly, I think they're pretty tight!

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

Whats the opposite of feminism?

Common sense

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What would you like to Instagram?

how waiters should greet people

What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

Da Rude Sandstorm Jokes More Da Rude Sandstorm Jokes

What do you call a sandstorm that won't go away?

Da rude sandstorm

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm