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How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).

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What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.

What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

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Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

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What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

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What is the opposite of Dominoes?

Domi does not know....

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

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How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents

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What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

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Why are redditors American?

Because they always *tip*.

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

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How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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What do you call a hippopotamus with an STD?

A herpepotamus.

What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo?

A hit-the-spotimus.