Criticize Jokes

How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).

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What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.

What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

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Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

Waka Waka Jokes More Waka Waka Jokes

What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes

What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.

Sausage Jokes More Sausage Jokes

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Waka Mile Jokes More Waka Mile Jokes

What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.

What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking