What do you call a hippopotamus with an STD?

A herpepotamus.

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What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

What's in an STD salad?

green pees

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What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.