What do you call a hippopotamus with an STD?

A herpepotamus.

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What's in an STD salad?

green pees

What do you call a criminal with an STD?

A herpetrator.

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Why dont you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?

Because they're really good at it.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.