What do you call a hippopotamus with an STD?

A herpepotamus.

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What kind of STD does a blonde woman give you?

Herp-n-derp-es

What do you call an STD for homeless people?

Hermit Crabs

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Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.