What do you call a hippopotamus with an STD?

A herpepotamus.

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What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)

What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.

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What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

Why can't you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it