What lives on a farm and says moo?

a bilingual chicken

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What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

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Why do cows moo?

A: Because their horns don't work.

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

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What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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What lives on a farm and says moo?

a bilingual chicken

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken