What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

What Does A Ghost Cow Say?

Moo!