What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why are south italian men so small?

Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

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How can you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

Po-po-po-po-po-po-poke-her-face

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

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What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

A: Moo.

Why do cows moo?

A: Because their horns don't work.