What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ?

Ben knocking on this door all morning !

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

What Does A Ghost Cow Say?

Moo!