What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did one kid at the playground say to the other kid?

Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How often does an oriental farmer milk his cows?

Dairy

What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have?

Moo many...

What lives on a farm and says moo?

a bilingual chicken