What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Who hasn't" muttered daddy bear. "What?

You wanna do this now, in front of the kid!"

What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert ?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!