What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

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How many 'suh goods' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

none its already lit sam hahahah ssoooohh

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

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What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats

What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

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What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.