What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, "they can't even."

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

Why was the waffle jealous of the pancake?

The pancakes was flattered.

What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.