What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.

How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.