What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

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Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

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Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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What do you call a nice Canadian meal on a colorful roof?

Poutina.

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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What do you call a Belgian with a cold?

Phlegmish

What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

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Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.