What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

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Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea?

Billy Ocean

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What do you get when you have the ghost of a French Viking?

Paranorman

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

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Why do you always exchange your Canadian dollars to USD?

It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

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Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

What do you call a Belgian with a cold?

Phlegmish

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Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.