What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

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What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

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Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

What do you call a magic dog in French?

A magi-chien.

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Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard?

Cold.

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Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

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Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.