What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

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Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

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Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

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What's a Canadian's favorite footwear?

Aboot

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

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Why do the Dutch enjoy Belgian jokes so much?

They're cheap.

Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

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Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.