What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

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What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

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What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

What city does Affirmative Action Aslan live?

Kathmandu.

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What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

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What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.