What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

Previous Random Joke Next

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's Bill Cosby's favorite part of the house?

The roof.

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better !

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

Chuck Norris Jokes More Chuck Norris Jokes

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands

Roundhouse Jokes More Roundhouse Jokes

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.