What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

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What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

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What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto?

Worcestershire

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What kind of game are Americans worst at?

Tower defense.

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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

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What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.