A roundhouse.
The roof.
The house smells better !
Their neighbor
One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.
A short one!
Carrion.
None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.
The Islands
A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.