Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

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How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

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What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

Why didn't the egg break?

Because it was wearing underwear.

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What is Chuck Norris' only weakness?

Cancer

How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?

All of them.

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!