Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator.

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

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How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem?

Ctrl - C, Ctrl - V

Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.