Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

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Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

What's a pirates favorite fast food restaurant?

Long John silvers

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What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

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What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

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Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!