How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

What's a bear without an ear?

A b

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!