How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.