How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

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What was the pirate boxing champion known for?

His left hook.

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

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What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?

Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

Why do you when you sign to a Dating site ?

A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)

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What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him

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What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

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When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).