How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?

Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear