How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

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Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

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What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

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Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.

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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear