How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

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How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

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What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

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What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.