How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

Previous Random Joke Next

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis

Why are pirates, pirates ?

CASUE THEY ARGHHHHHHH

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.