How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

Why did Sarah name her pet Fawn 99 Cents?

Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How does Amazon Mexico pay its employees?

In Jeff Pesos.

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call bears without ears?

B.

Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.