What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

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What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

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Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

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What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

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What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"