What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

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Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

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What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."