What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What are Pirate clothes made of?

Yarrrrrn.

What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

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What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

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What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

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What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."