What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

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Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

What kind of music does a pirate like?

Arrr'n'B

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What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

A: An air bag.

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

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What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."