How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

Counter Jokes More Counter Jokes

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.