How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

the tiny little buns

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

Counter Jokes More Counter Jokes

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*