How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

Why did the clown wear loud socks?

A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

the tiny little buns

What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

Counter Jokes More Counter Jokes

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT