How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Counter Jokes More Counter Jokes

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended