Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now