Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ?

A polo bear !

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.