Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

What is a condom with a hole?

Kinder Surprise

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.