Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
In a mooving van!
I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !
A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
Someone who doesn't have any expewience
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.