What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

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Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

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What job did the farmer give to his learning-disabled child?

Herder

What's a fresh vegetable?

One that insults a farmer.

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What's the definition of a healthy virgin?

A: "One who has never been bed-ridden!"

How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

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When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

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What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.