What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

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Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

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What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What do you call your friend Splee at a soiree?

A PARTY SPLUNGE!

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What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy?

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What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

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What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

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What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets?

A Rug's Life.

What's your favourite Pixar film?

Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"