What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

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What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

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What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

Which kind?

Friend: "Motivational."

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Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

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What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

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What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

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What's your favourite Pixar film?

Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"

What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets?

A Rug's Life.