He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.
Isisicles
Alright, let's get down to beeswax!"
He had carpool tunnel
Friends.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
credit to Hampton Yount)
me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
Wait for him to give it back.
He's never gonna give you Up.
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
A Rug's Life.
