What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander?

A: It's too little to be out alone.

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.