What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

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Why didn't Noah let the Tasmanian devil in?

He was not an archdevil.

What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

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What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

Which kind?

Friend: "Motivational."

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead baby?

I don't have a Lamborghini

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

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How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.