What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

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What's the difference between a hobo crack addict and a millionaire crack addict?

99 dollars.

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

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Why are me and my friends so nosey?

Because we're pry mates.

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

What's difference between 10 dead babies and Lamborghini?

I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

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What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

taking out a provoloan