What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

What's difference between 10 dead babies and Lamborghini?

I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.