What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

What the difference between a feminist and a knife?

A knife has a point.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

How many of our friends do you see?

Just Juan.

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead baby?

I don't have a Lamborghini

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.