What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Asians and Caucasians?

Asians don't have the "cauc".

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

What's difference between 10 dead babies and Lamborghini?

I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

taking out a provoloan

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .