Lamborghini
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The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine
I don't have a Lamborghini
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person
You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.
What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.
I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage
I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.
Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things
You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
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They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.
A porcupine has its pricks on the outside
with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.
OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
Sum-Young Ho
Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.
Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.
Anything you want, He can't hear you!
I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.
Because it was in the middle of 9 11
You knock on the door.
I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...