What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

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What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

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Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

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What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.