What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy