Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

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Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only ...

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

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What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

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What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.