Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Shih Tzu Jokes More Shih Tzu Jokes

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

Lawsuit Jokes More Lawsuit Jokes

What do you call a black lesbian in the workplace?

A lawsuit in a pantsuit.

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.