Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

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Everything. I'm a dog.

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She was a little husky.

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He TANKED his campaign!

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Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.