Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Shih Tzu Jokes More Shih Tzu Jokes

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

Lawsuit Jokes More Lawsuit Jokes

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.