Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

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Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

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What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

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What do you call a menagerie of dogs with overactive bowels?

A Shih Tzu.

What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

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What do you call a black lesbian in the workplace?

A lawsuit in a pantsuit.

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.