Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

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Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

Who loses?

America.

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Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

What do Fort McMurray and a 1998 Pontiac Sunfire have in common?

Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil.

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What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

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What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.