Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

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Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

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What do Fort McMurray and a 1998 Pontiac Sunfire have in common?

Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil.

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

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What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

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Debate time reform.

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Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "