Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

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Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

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Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

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