Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

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Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

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Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

What do Fort McMurray and a 1998 Pontiac Sunfire have in common?

Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil.

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What is the main position candidate Jim Webb is campaigning on?

Debate time reform.

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

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What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.