What do Fort McMurray and a 1998 Pontiac Sunfire have in common?

Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil.

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How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

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What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

What do Fort McMurray and a 1998 Pontiac Sunfire have in common?

Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil.

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What do Fort McMurray and a 1998 Pontiac Sunfire have in common?

Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil.

What do Nascar and a Kinko's dumpster have in common?

They're both filled with white trash. -&y