Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

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What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

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How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field