Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

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Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

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What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

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Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems