How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

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Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?

Wanna pizza me

Philosophy Jokes More Philosophy Jokes

How do you get a philosophy major off of your porch?

Pay for the pizza.

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

Doctorate Jokes More Doctorate Jokes

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

What do you call a Tungsten Holmium compound with a Doctorate?

Doctor WHo