How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

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What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

How does a dog catcher gets paid?

by the pound.

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Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

What's a poker player's favorite sitcom?

Full House.

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What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

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What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

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What do you call a Tungsten Holmium compound with a Doctorate?

Doctor WHo

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.