How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

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Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

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How does a dog catcher gets paid?

by the pound.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

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When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

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How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

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How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

What do you call a Tungsten Holmium compound with a Doctorate?

Doctor WHo