Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

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Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

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Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."