Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

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How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

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Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives