What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

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He'll tell you.

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One starts with B and the otber starts with D

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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

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The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.