What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

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What does the Sargeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?

in formation

How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Simba Jokes More Simba Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

Black Friday Jokes More Black Friday Jokes

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Mufasa Jokes More Mufasa Jokes

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!