What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

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Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much?

she hits women

What do you call a woman that raps about woman's rights?

Feminem

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Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

Mufasa Jokes More Mufasa Jokes

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

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Who lost a herd of elephants ?

Big bo peep !

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.