What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

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What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

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Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

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Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

Why is Simba slower that his dad?

Because his papa mufasa.

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

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Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

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What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.