How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know this is OC?

Its not on the front page

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

Where I from?

Please tell me.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Why did the bike not go to the gym?

BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"