What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

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How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

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What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.