What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

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How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

What do you call a dream about soda?

a fanta sea

Where do dancers put their empty sodas?

In the can-can can can.