What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

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Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

Where are you most likely to drown?

Deepends*

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What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

What baby?

Oh, so you're not pregnant '

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What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.