Where are you most likely to drown?

Deepends*

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Why can't Ross &amp Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

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Why am I ambivalent about a swimming pool?

It just deepends.

Where are you most likely to drown?

Deepends*