Where are you most likely to drown?

Deepends*

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Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

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Where are you most likely to drown?

Deepends*

Why am I ambivalent about a swimming pool?

It just deepends.