Where do literal dogs live?

On the roof.

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What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

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What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.