Where do literal dogs live?

On the roof.

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Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

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How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.