How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

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Popo John's

What pizza chain does Michael J. Fox drive for?

No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.

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What is 61 to a blonde?

A: She wants 8 (ate) more.

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

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Why are anorexic people cannibals?

Because they're always putting their fingers in their mouths.

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

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How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate pizza before it was cool.

Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof?

Someone told her drinks were on the house.