How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

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Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.