How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What is a witch's least favorite food?

Burnt steak.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Who ate all the crackers?

racist cannibal.

Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

because 7 ate 9.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How many black people does it take to shingle a roof?

One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles