What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why do gingers hang out with black people?

Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

Shingle Jokes More Shingle Jokes

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

What disease did the house have?

Shingles.