How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a Chinese Podiatrist?

Hee Lan To

What do you call a rich Chinese?

Cha-Ching

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

How do chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong