How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

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What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

What Is a Chinese persons favorite holiday?

Chinko De Mayo

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What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

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What do Polish arctic researchers do at elections?

They have a polar pole poll.

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting