How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

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What does a Chinese cow say?

Governess(https://translate.google.com/m/translate#en/zh-CN/Governess)

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

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What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

What do Polish arctic researchers do at elections?

They have a polar pole poll.

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

What's the difference between racism and the chinese people?

Racism has many faces...

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.