Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours
Because he wasn't peeling very well.
He wanted his ghoulstones removed.
You put floss over his eyes.
They fry pranes
Voting machines aren't hackable.
No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!
Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing.
Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.
