Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.

What did they call Glenn Frey when he was in the hospital?

An Illeagle

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian woman who lives next to a data centre?

Ping Lo.

What do you call an Asian Pothead camping in Yellowstone?

A Yellowstoner.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

Asian President Jokes More Asian President Jokes

Why will there never be an Asian president?

Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing.

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

4 Hour Jokes More 4 Hour Jokes

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.