Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

Asian President Jokes More Asian President Jokes

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

Why will there never be an Asian president?

Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing.

4 Hour Jokes More 4 Hour Jokes

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours