Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who are the most decent people in the hospital?

The ultrasound people.!! lol

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

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What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election

Asian President Jokes More Asian President Jokes

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

Why will there never be an Asian president?

Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing.

4 Hour Jokes More 4 Hour Jokes

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.