Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours
A midwife crisis.
Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.
He'll tell you.
Malaise-ia
Voting machines aren't hackable.
Through the Electoral College.
Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing.
Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.
