What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

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Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

What's a neckbeard's favorite asian country?

M'Laysia

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How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

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Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Why do Asian parents never have a white baby?

Cause two Wongs don't make a white

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What's the difference between beekeeping and falconry?

Falconers have to be more talon-ted

How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes?

He feigned ted.