What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

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What do you call a well-endowed Asian man?

Hung Lo

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

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What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ?

Dumbo !

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Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

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Sum sing wong

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Cause two Wongs don't make a white

What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

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What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

How do Chinese people name their kids?

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