What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

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What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

Why will there never be an Asian president?

Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing.

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How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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Why can't Asian couples have a caucasian child?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

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What about Fergdudaughter?

Must have Asian parents.

Why can't Asian parents make a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

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What's the difference between beekeeping and falconry?

Falconers have to be more talon-ted

How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes?

He feigned ted.