Sum Jokes

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

What snakes are good at sums ?

Adders !

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ?

Dumbo !

What did the asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

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How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

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Verb Jokes More Verb Jokes

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

Adder Jokes More Adder Jokes

What kind of snake is good at math?

A: An adder.

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

What do you call a flesh light powered by your smartphone?

iFap

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

Cashew Jokes More Cashew Jokes

What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What do light and hard have in common?

You can sleep with a light on.

When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

Korean Jokes More Korean Jokes

What do you call an angry Korean physicist?

A seoulenoid

Why do black people like Korean food?

Because it has a little Seoul in it.

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD