Sum Jokes

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

What snakes are good at sums ?

Adders !

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ?

Dumbo !

What did the asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

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How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

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Two Wongs don't make a white

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They take things literally

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Why can't a Chinese couple get a white baby?

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What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut?

Yes, what is it "

What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

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A mobile-Chernobyl!

What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

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Because two Wongs don't make a white.

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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What do you call an Asian girl with Mexican parents?

Juana Sum Peeksa.

What do Mexican parents and good reddit comments have in common?

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