Sum Jokes

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

What snakes are good at sums ?

Adders !

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ?

Dumbo !

What did the asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

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How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

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What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

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What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ?

Wok n' Roll

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

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What's a Korean's favourite take on a traditional British meal?

German Shepherd pie.

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

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What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader?

They gave him his money back.

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ?

Dumbo !