Sum Jokes

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

What snakes are good at sums ?

Adders !

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ?

Dumbo !

What did the asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

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How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

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What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

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