Sum Jokes

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

What snakes are good at sums ?

Adders !

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ?

Dumbo !

What did the asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

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How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

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What strange joke What does a white woman make for dinner?

Reservations.

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

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An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

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Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

Nutshell Jokes More Nutshell Jokes

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

Whats the odd one out ?

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What is a Mexicans closing sales pitch?

Kay-so-deal-a?