What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President?

A: A competent liberal President.

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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D