What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster

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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!

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What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

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What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.