What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster

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What did 50 cent say to his grandma when he saw her knitting?

Gee U Knit!"

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

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How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster