Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

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Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

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What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.