Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

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What do you call a bird that speaks Spanish?

A Si-gull

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

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Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.