Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

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What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !