Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

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What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

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What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.