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Because he went ice skating before it was cool.
The can
Halfway.
Altha'or syzygena
Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers
To a weterinarian!
Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming
They had just dread-ged the lake.
To stop getting wet !
The Loch Ness Elephant !
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Bob
Because they were SWAN enemies.
A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.
Thrown in a lake.
An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.
A submarine.
DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy
Because 7 ate 9.
1%
fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know
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It says, "Shhh!" all day!
Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.
Row, Row, Row Your Boat..."
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The new York jets.
The New York jets.
Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.
Too many thank you notes to write