How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. The sockets all went with the house.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many trannies does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.

How many qataris does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just make the nepalese do it.

Newsfeed Jokes More Newsfeed Jokes

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

What's DJ Khaled's favourite number?

11, Because it has another 1.

Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

Teenage Girl Jokes More Teenage Girl Jokes

Why do teenage girls always hang out in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks?

Because they can't even.

Clog Jokes More Clog Jokes

What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

200 Jokes More 200 Jokes

What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?

The PGA Tour.

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.