How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

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What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

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Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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Why do teenage girls only hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they literally cannot EVEN right now, ugh!

Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

What's a plumber's least favorite type of shoe?

Clogs.

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What do you call 200 black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"