How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many stream cleaners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Sorry, they can only change the floor essence.

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

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What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

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Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

Why are teenage girls so odd?

Because they can't even.

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What are a plumber's favorite shoes?

Clogs

What's a plumber's least favorite type of shoe?

Clogs.

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys?

PGA Tour.