11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.
She gives birth to a son.
Somewhere between 0 and infinity.
One
Just one, if you put it in the right place.
They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed
I thought he didn't care about the 1%
Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.
A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block
Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.
Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.
Because they can't even.
Clogs.
They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !
A herd of stampeding aardvarks!
