How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb?

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

well many how???

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What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy

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What's DJ Khaled's favourite number?

11, Because it has another 1.

Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

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Why do teenage girls have groups in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

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Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken