Newsfeed Jokes

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts

What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated

Clog Jokes More Clog Jokes

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

Fake News Jokes More Fake News Jokes

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.

Teenage Girl Jokes More Teenage Girl Jokes

Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

What can't teenage girls do?

Even