Newsfeed Jokes

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

Why is 11 afraid of 9?

Because ten, nine ate!

What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

200 Jokes More 200 Jokes

What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys?

PGA Tour.

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

Fake News Jokes More Fake News Jokes

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

Teenage Girl Jokes More Teenage Girl Jokes

Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many white girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well, it has to be an odd number, because they literally cannot even.

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!