Newsfeed Jokes

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

200 Jokes More 200 Jokes

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

What do you call 200 black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.

Fake News Jokes More Fake News Jokes

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

Leave.

Clog Jokes More Clog Jokes

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.