Newsfeed Jokes

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What is crucial to any joke about ISIS?

The execution

What do you call a terrorist-run snowball stand?

Italian ISIS

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do you call someone who blows himself up by accident?

An Errorist!

Why did the terrorist's post make it to the front page of reddit?

Because it blew up.

Teenage Girl Jokes More Teenage Girl Jokes

Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Why do teenage girls only hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they literally cannot EVEN right now, ugh!

Fake News Jokes More Fake News Jokes

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.

Clog Jokes More Clog Jokes

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

What are a plumber's favorite shoes?

Clogs

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*