Trans-Fender.
One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.
Formed a coustic d'tat
So just to be safe, I took his guitar.
Because they have trans-sisters.
Because she's trans-parent
With parts unknown.
She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."