How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

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What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

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They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

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What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

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Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

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They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.