What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

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What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface