What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

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Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

Why won't Jonas Bjerre, Johan Wohlert nor Silas Utke Graae Jrgensen use guitars?

Because guitars make music.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"