What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

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Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

Clarinet Jokes More Clarinet Jokes

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!