What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

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Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A: A-cue-stick.

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

Clarinet Jokes More Clarinet Jokes

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.