What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

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Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

Clarinet Jokes More Clarinet Jokes

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!