What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

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Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

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What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba

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What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

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What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.