What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

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What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

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What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

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What is tuba plus tuba?

Fourba!

What is the range of a tuba?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

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What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!