What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

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How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

Send him to polytechnic !

What do prisoners use to talk to each other?

Cell phones.

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What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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What is the range of a tuba?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

What is tuba plus tuba?

Fourba!

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What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!