What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

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How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

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What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba

What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

Tuba Jokes More Tuba Jokes

What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba

What is the range of a tuba?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

Clarinet Jokes More Clarinet Jokes

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.